Now I don't like Justin Lee Collins at the best of times, however I do like the idea of watching him have a nervous break down on TV. Little did I know that by sacrificing a hour of my life to the convention crashers "Clown Convention" Episode, my reward would be just this.
I won't bore you with the details but in order to make his clown act as convincing as possible JLC decided to shave of his USP and trademark; his beard.
The result was this...
You can't quite appreciate just how bad this looked from this picture as you can't make out the the bizarre bruising/birthmarks/beetroot stains that were dotted around JLC's neck/chin(s) but you get the idea...
Better still was the way the removal of said beard resulted in a Samson-like loss of powers. If you take JLC's powers to be the ability to be ridiculously confident, whilst being not particularly funny then take away the beard and you have a fat insecure idiot who actually succeeds in being less funny than he already wasn't!
The other highlight for me in the show was discovering that a large group of Clowns at the convention were very devout Christians and they even had a Clown Minister who held services for the clowns throughout the convention. It has to be said that spreading the word of Christ through clowning really proves without a doubt that faith is no laughing matter and something to be taken very seriously.
My favourite of the Clowns of Christs had the remarkable ability of being able to make a balloon sculpture of the our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ and in under two minutes!
Sadly I can't find the video but here's a picture!
The genius that created this didn't stop here.. Oh god no. He did what any any man in his situation and with this "gift" would do and re-created "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci in balloon form.
In my search for the above pictures I was amazed to discover that this was not the only man on this planet to think that making a balloon model of Jesus was a good idea. Here are two others that I just have to share...
Napoleon Dynamites sister?
And best of all, this creation...
Now as I have never had to drag a crucifix through town that I am about to be nailed to I can't really speak from experience but I am pretty sure that if I were to do this I would struggle to get a hard on. If for no other reason than because I would not like to put the idea in my captors that it might be worth bringing a extra nail.
At least the sculpture appears to have been reasonably generous to the son of God s0 hopefully when he comes back from the dead and see's this he won't be too cross (sorry)
I'll leave you with this
I won't bore you with the details but in order to make his clown act as convincing as possible JLC decided to shave of his USP and trademark; his beard.
The result was this...
You can't quite appreciate just how bad this looked from this picture as you can't make out the the bizarre bruising/birthmarks/beetroot stains that were dotted around JLC's neck/chin(s) but you get the idea...
Better still was the way the removal of said beard resulted in a Samson-like loss of powers. If you take JLC's powers to be the ability to be ridiculously confident, whilst being not particularly funny then take away the beard and you have a fat insecure idiot who actually succeeds in being less funny than he already wasn't!
The other highlight for me in the show was discovering that a large group of Clowns at the convention were very devout Christians and they even had a Clown Minister who held services for the clowns throughout the convention. It has to be said that spreading the word of Christ through clowning really proves without a doubt that faith is no laughing matter and something to be taken very seriously.
My favourite of the Clowns of Christs had the remarkable ability of being able to make a balloon sculpture of the our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ and in under two minutes!
Sadly I can't find the video but here's a picture!
The genius that created this didn't stop here.. Oh god no. He did what any any man in his situation and with this "gift" would do and re-created "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci in balloon form.
In my search for the above pictures I was amazed to discover that this was not the only man on this planet to think that making a balloon model of Jesus was a good idea. Here are two others that I just have to share...
Napoleon Dynamites sister?
And best of all, this creation...
Now as I have never had to drag a crucifix through town that I am about to be nailed to I can't really speak from experience but I am pretty sure that if I were to do this I would struggle to get a hard on. If for no other reason than because I would not like to put the idea in my captors that it might be worth bringing a extra nail.
At least the sculpture appears to have been reasonably generous to the son of God s0 hopefully when he comes back from the dead and see's this he won't be too cross (sorry)
I'll leave you with this
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